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Friday
Jan062012

History of Star Wars as related by a bot

I think the "author" of this article must be a bot. A bot that doesn't speak English. The results are hilarious. Among the many amusing, mistaken and odd passages are these:

The first trilogy concentrates on Anakin Skywalker’s young life as the 2nd focuses on the life span of Anakin’s son Lomaz Skywalker. Because the second trilogy is easily the most interesting, Lucas chooses in order to film this first.

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He offers the film to Universal Galleries who experienced funded their American Graffiti movie, but they made a decision to pass considering it had been an absurd film. They’d live in order to regret this choice which may price millions of dollars in lost earnings. However they wouldn’t be on your own in individuals remorse as each and every Artist studio handed down the movie. That is except for Twentieth Century Sibel who came up with $10 million with regard to Lucas to create his first Star Wars film a real possibility.

Within May associated with 1977 Sibel released Episode 4 associated with Star Wars, A New Wish....

...By the end of its first operate it had become the most successful movie actually within United States history grossing a lot more than $290 zillion.

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That day arrived in 1994 whenever Lucas declares he’ll begin their work around the Prequel Trilogy with a tentative launch scheduled with regard to 1998. In the early nineties Lucas indicators the biggest offer ever seen in the market with PepsiCo with regard to film tie ins, and later in the year he announces the pre-production has started, as well as in May associated with 1999 Occurrence 1 titled, The Phantom Menace, was launched, then Episode 2 entitled, The actual Assault of the Imitations.

Many believe that a century through right now Star Wars may still have a following. In fact by then it may have become to epidemic proportions.

Follow the link to read the entire absurd post. Or as the bot puts it, "Why not take a moment to follow along with the interesting history of Star Wars"?

iBlogndax Directory: The History of the Star Wars Films