A message from a distant galaxy far, far away: don't smoke

Parents of earth, are your children fully immunized?

So Much Pileup: Star Wars promotional designs

Talking to your kids about Star Wars

With the re-release (re-re-re-release?) of the Star Wars trilogies (hexology?), Star Wars fans of a certain age are faced with vexing questions: When is the right time to broach the subject with your children? How do you keep them from knowing the truth about Luke's father? And what possible explanation can you give for the prequels?

This public service announcement tackles these and other challenging issues for today's parents.