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Feb292012

Comics Alliance's verdict on the SW porno: better than the prequels

Comics Alliance has posted a very funny review of the recently released Star Wars porn parody. From the review:

I swore off the Star Wars franchise back in 2005, but last week, there was something that made me want to give it another shot. There was a new version being released that promised to add an entirely new level of visual spectacle to the story that I enjoyed when I was a kid, and while I can't say I was excited about it, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least curious.

What? 3D? No way, you couldn't pay me enough to get me into a theater to see Episode I again. I'm talking about Vivid's Star Wars XXX, "the most ambitious porn movie ever made."

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Let's start with the most obvious snag. About six minutes into the movie, right after Darth Vader (Lexington Steele) and a bunch of scantily clad Stormtroopers bust in on Princess Leia (Allie Haze)'s spaceship, we get our first sex scene. Those of you who were paying attention to the number of proper nouns in that last sentence may have already figured out where this is going.

See, in the original films at least, Darth Vader is actually Princess Leia's father, which makes it pretty darned uncomfortable when the first ten minutes of this movie find him going right at her for a pretty vigorous interrogation about the whereabouts of the Rebel Alliance. With his penis.

Comics Alliance: 'Star Wars XXX': The Porn Parody Is Still Better Than The Prequels