The latest unlikely Star Wars creations on Etsy

Etsy continues to be a source of weird and wonderful, or sometimes just weird, Star Wars novelty items. Click on the photo for a link to the Etsy page.

Princess Leia Hair Crochet Hat

Fits all adults and most children. US$30.

Out of style Star Wars neckties

The business model here is to find the ugliest ties possible from Oxfam, SallyAnn, the garbage bin, etc., apply a Star Wars iron-on transfer, then sell the set for US$105. 

Millenium Falcon car emblem

Turn your Corolla into a Falcon for US$15. 

AT-AT family car decal

I hate these things. But this one's at least a little novel. US$8.

Intergalactic guinea pig 

I have no words for this. US$10 for a 5 x 7 print.

Death Star lollipops

The ultimate power in the universe? Suck it. By Etsy maker @designerlolli (store here).

Etsy: Death Star Lollipops 

Darth Vader knitted...er, not sure what

Some Etsy creations are more successful than others. This bit of handiwork is described cryptically as follows:

Star Wars fans, this is a must have.
Child 8 to teen
Teen to adult fit most small women
Women
Men

Only US$27. Regretsy, you heard it here first.

Etsy: Darth Vader inspire by Star Wars

Chewconda: Mona Lisa/Chewbacca mashup

Where else but Etsy? Available from SteGentilleNerdArt in 8" x 10" print (pictured; US$13) or 25" bronze oval chain pendant (US$10).

Etsy: SteGentilleNerdArt

Ewok and Yoda terrariums starting at only $99

Etsy maker Tony Larson designs handmade, custom Star Wars terrariums. You can get Yoda on Dagobah set in a hanging moss zen garden, a deluxe fishbowl or even (as of December) a jar. Or if you're more of the Ewok terrarium type, try the 8" glass terrarium or the deluxe version featuring double the yub yub in an 8" glass terrarium with lid.

Allow 3-4 weeks for order fulfilment. Starting at only US$99.

Yoda in hanging moss zen garden, US$99

Deluxe Yoda fishbowl terrarium, US$118New Yoda jar (special order only), US$99Basic Ewok terrarium, US$124Deluxe Ewok terrarium with lid, US$200

Ah the joys of Etsy! 

Etsy: Tony Larson

Guerre Stellari: Star Wars/spaghetti western mashup poster

Etsy maker Tim Anderson offers this funky Star Wars/spaghetti western mashup poster. US$45. He's got ones for Empire and Jedi, too.

Laser-engraved Star Wars toilet seat

Personally I don't see the need for the Force to be with you always. Surely you can be without it from time to time, for instance when attending to unpleasant bodily functions? But if you disagree, head to Etsy and buy yourself this oak toilet seat featuring a laser engraving of the famous Star Wars catchphrase. Only US$40.

Etsy: Laser engraved Star Wars toilet seat by LaserBlazedDesigns 

Handmade Star Wars Christmas stockings on Etsy

Esty maker NeedlezNThreadz is offering this X-Wing Pilot Christmas stocking (US$25). Also available are Boba Fett, R2-D2 and Princess Leia.

Etsy: NeedlezNThreadz: Star Wars Rebel Pilot Holiday Christmas Stocking

New on Etsy: R2-D2 skirt

Etsy seller GoChaseRabbits offers this fetching R2-D2 skirt. 

Etsy: Printed R2 Inspired Skirt by GoChaseRabbits on Etsy

Reborn prequel baby doll--yours for $250

Usually I am very pleasantly surprised by the Star-Wars-related art and handicrafts created by Etsy sellers. Usually. But today I bring you this Aayla Secura reborn baby doll. 

Not being much of a prequels guy (I'm putting it mildly), I really don't know who Aayla Secura is. But whoever she is, Etsy seller Orange Grove Nursery is offering this...er...unusual item for a mere US$250. From the write-up: 

Aayla is ready for adoption! ... Aayla has a custom blue body that matches her blue lekku (head tails). Her outfit has been custom made, by me, specifically for her. She even comes with her own miniature light saber hilt! Aayla has glass eyes and faux lashes that have been glued in place. Due to small parts, Aayla is not recommended for children.

Follow the link for more disturbing photos of this "unique Star Wars collectible". 

Etsy: Star Wars Aayla Secura Jedi inspired reborn baby doll