One of my favourite Star Wars blogs is a fairly new entry, YASWB - Yet Another Star Wars blog. The blog is accurately subtitled, “A Retrospection on Vintage Star Wars with Modern Action Figures”. The blogger behind YASWB is a collector of modern Hasbro Star Wars action figures with a love of Kenner’s original collection. His blog is an evocative mix of modern-day action figures, chosen and photographed to recall Kenner’s photography and marketing of its vintage figures, and amusing anecdotes about the figures themselves and his memories of them. In this guest blog post, the YASWB blogger (who prefers to remain anonymous) explains how he came back to Star Wars action figure collecting.
It was Hasbro’s latest Star Wars action figure line, The Vintage Collection (2010 to 2013), that brought me back to the obscure hobby of collecting action figures. The Vintage Collection’s packaging just had to catch every middle-aged Star Wars fan of old. It hit the weak spot—with no mercy.
But first things first: How did my collecting of Kenner plastic come to an end some two and a half decades ago? A year or two after the Return of the Jedi's release, when the Kenner line seemed to slow down, it didn’t take very long before I got tired of my Star Wars plastic. My last big Kenner toy for Christmas was the Ewok Village. The B-Wing Fighter wouldn't have been big enough for Christmas, the Imperial Shuttle was too big for everything—especially for my parents' budget. It felt strange already to put the Ewok Village on the wishlist. After collecting Star Wars for half of my young life I guess it was a natural thing to do, yet the question, whether I would "play" with the new plastic, slowly gained importance.
The turning point came during the summer holidays in 1985, when I saw a new “Mini Rig” on the shelves. It probably was the "Security Scout" from the "Power of the Force" line. (It was actually described as a "Body Rig"!) The toy intrigued me solely for being the first new Star Wars toy in a long time, but otherwise put me off for its apparent flimsiness, its unoriginality, its questionable canonicity, and its package design. The package design of the original Kenner line was the real deal. They could even sell Ewok Hang Gliders with it. The POTF design however looked cheap and un-Star Wars-ish. The toy looked more like a Mattel’s Master of the Universe toy than a Kenner Star Wars product. It seemed to me that there was no juice left in Star Wars. No more movies, no more cool Kenner stuff.
I stood there holding that new Star Wars toy in my hands with ambivalent feelings. Years before, I would have lost sleep over new Kenner plastic. But this time I thought (to quote this blog’s byline) “I’m getting too old for this sort of thing”. So the new POTF toy was the first Star Wars item that I put back on the shelf—although with trembling hands. This marked the end of an era for me.
Shortly afterwards I banished all my Star Wars toys and figures from my room. They went straight into our basement where they soon were forgotten. Then I wanted to buy things for other new hobbies, like pen and paper roleplaying books, comics, and other nerd stuff. I started getting sick of the old toys. So in about 1986 or 1987 I sold all the Star Wars plastic I had at once, for about the price of a mid-range HiFi amplifier. (I believe that’s what I actually did with the money.) The lot consisted of:
- All 93 figures, including Yak Face. Some doubles. Some weapons of older figures were missing, some figures were in bad condition but most, even the old ones, weren’t. All newer figures (since The Empire Strikes Back) were complete and in perfect condition.
- AT-AT (chin guns missing, otherwise complete and perfect condition)
- Millennium Falcon (ramp broken off, otherwise everything in perfect condition, even the training ball for Luke was still there!)
- Rebel Transport (complete, perfect condition)
- Snowspeeder (complete)
- Two Tauntauns (both versions, one with the soft belly, one without. The older Tauntaun’s saddle was broken and glued to the Tauntaun)
- Hoth Wampa (slightly discoloured, otherwise perfect)
- Twin-Pod Cloud Car (perfect)
- Two X-Wing Fighters (one with missing pieces and partly glued, the other one in good condition, with battle damage decals)
- TIE Fighter (with broken off and glued wings)
- Landspeeder (perfect condition)
- Imperial Troop Transport (with sounds still working, complete)
- AT-ST Walker (complete)
- Slave I (complete)
- Speeder Bike (complete)
- Y-Wing Fighter (complete)
- All nine Mini Rigs, plus Tripod Cannon and Maintenance Energizer (complete!)
- Jabba the Hutt Playset (complete)
- Max Rebo Band (complete)
- Ewok Catapult and Hang Glider (both complete)
- Ewok Village! (The inlay piece for C-3PO’s throne was missing from the beginning—Kenner did not care, for once—otherwise complete)
- Some of the die cast models, including Slave I and the Landspeeder
(Side note: the list comes from the back of my mind, of course with the help of checklists found on the internet. I am amazed about how clearly I remember my old toys even though I haven't seen them for decades—and never ever will again.)
So, as stated, I never had the Imperial Shuttle or the B-Wing Fighter. I also never owned the Dewback, the Rancor or any of the other playsets like the Death Star or Hoth bases, and of course not the "Sears Exclusive" stuff that according to my knowledge was never available in my area, anyway.
Also, I had no original packaging for the vehicles, which always was thrown away immediately after unpacking and assembly. I kept the figures’ cardbacks though. However they went missing one by one and the final leftovers (probably all Ewok figures' cardbacks) were just thrown away, too.
When this all was gone I did not miss a thing. However, years later, every once in a while I was haunted by dreams, where I would visit the toy aisles again and browse through imaginary Kenner packaging and cardbacks to find new figures and vehicles. These dreams never stopped, even though I wasn’t interested in Star Wars anymore. Star Wars no longer took any role in my life. In fact I was so out of touch with Star Wars that I took absolutely no notice of the release of the first two prequels. Yet I had these dreams.
So after years of Star Wars absence, every once in a while I snuck into a comic store or some such nerdy place and had a secret look at the current Star Wars figures. They never impressed me much. Starting with the POTF2 line with its super-muscular figures, the only thing that made my fingers itch were the Stormtrooper and Chewbacca figures, which apparently now could turn their heads—finally, like a dream come true. Unfortunately too late. And while all the other figures were way too athletic, I felt it was okay for Chewbacca and Darth Vader to be more on the bulky side. Also, the idea to finally release figures like the Sandtrooper (likewise with turning head) or a Luke figure in Dagobah training outfit intrigued me somehow. I guess it found its way into my subconscious mind and nurtured my dreams even more. I never bought them though. I was still too old for this sort of thing.
When the first real Vintage revival figures (namely the Vintage Saga Collection and Vintage Original Trilogy Collection lines) came out, I gave in and bought my first figures in a long time. But not from these lines, which I found to be way too expensive. Instead I bought a C-3PO and a R2-D2 figure with a middle leg (finally!) from a cheaper line. At the time I was a part-time student of computer science and thus justified these purchases to myself as examples of artificial intelligence that could decorate my desk. Yet, back home, unpacking the two figures was a strange experience. It felt wrong. Later I bought the 30th Anniversary Collection Boba Fett figure and that was that. These figures stood around deserted for years, first on one of my stereo loudspeakers, later on an electric meter box—never on my desk. And still I had these recurring dreams.
Finally, when The Vintage Collection was seen everywhere (well not everywhere like in the 1980s, but still at various places I occasionally frequented), it caught my attention. So many different figures in that all too familiar packaging. After some back and forth I could resist no longer and finally gave in and bought a Luke Skywalker (Dagobah Landing) figure on eBay—thus sparing myself an embarrassing situation at the store’s cashier, I thought. Somehow my interest in these figures was back again—to some extent.
Since I made the decision to allow my inner child to buy these figures again, the dreams have stopped. I guess with all the research necessary to get the right figures among the vast amount that have been produced in the meantime, I finally solved every secret about Star Wars figures that concerned me in my youth. There is no mystery left, no riddle to solve. Thus the dreams, that were there to make me try wrapping my head around my unsolved childhood Star Wars riddles, have ended.
A curse has lifted—and been replaced by a new curse: buying new Star Wars action figures. But even this will not go on forever. I feel I have nearly completed my new collection. The limit is set by the original trilogy. I still am interested in the obscurest cantina alien or bounty hunter that can hardly be seen in the original movies but was produced as figure. However I do not care for the umpteenth Jedi Knight that gets killed in the prequels. So, thankfully, my lust for figures is limited by the appearances of characters in the original movies and only slightly beyond that. Also, with the Vintage Collection having reached its end, there is not much exciting happening anymore on the market—at least not for the oldschool Star Wars action figure enthusiasts. So who knows, maybe my new Star Wars plastic collection will be soon forgotten, locked in the basement, and sold like the old one was. Or maybe with the new movies coming up, there will be a new golden era for Star Wars action figures. But I think it highly unlikely that the new movies will inspire me to buy more figures. By 2015 I will surely be too old for this sort of thing—or will I?