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Star Wars oil painting exhibit "Sandstorm" opens

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Star Wars Episode 7: All My Children?

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Star Wars: The Old Republic is gay--on one planet at least

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Reminiscences about West End Games' Star Wars Roleplaying Game

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Stephen Quinn interviews me about Star Wars on CBC Vancouver

Star Wars: modern myth or global franchise?

Parents turn child's 1st birthday into extended Lucasfilm/Hasbro advert

Me reading from A Long Time Ago

Highlights and lowlights of the upcoming Star Wars Celebration VI

Grown men (mostly) dressed up as Lando Calrissian

Beggar's Canyon Toys offer Star Wars toy "restoration" service

Blog's t-shirts banned by Zazzle

Will the real David Prowse please stand up?

LaserSaber: Unlicensed, dangerous and yours for only $99

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Is Star Wars link bait?

Dissent not tolerated at the Prequel Appreciation Society

TSOT discovers its nemesis

Comme des idiots: Star Wars teams up with poncy fashion house

US Christian activist attacks SWTOR for being gay

Yodaphone--the latest product pitch from Star Wars Inc.

Attention tortoise-fanciers: do you like Star Wars?

History of Star Wars as related by a bot

Is Star Wars a travesty of science fiction?

Luke Skywalker and company on the Muppet Show

Yoda now shilling instant soup in Japan

Commander who?

$6000 for a toy you can't even play with

Star Wars underwear

Retro Star Wars decor in my son's bedroom

Phantom Menace 3D: Now With Plot

Star Wars and disco: the forgotten love affair

Will Muschamp: What a guy!

Oi, fanboy: grow up! A reply to Darren Franich

 

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Friday
Jan032014

Talking #starwars and #indiepub with AD Barker

Andrew David Barker, author of The Electric and ardent supporter of A Long Time Ago (thank you thank you), has published an interview with me on his blog. In his introduction, Andy is nice enough to say:

Gib Van Ert’s memoir is a beautifully written book – touching, and very funny; for anyone whose childhood was shaped by George Lucas. It will bring back many happy memories for any fan of the original Star Wars films, and have you saying, ‘Oh, I remember that!’ over and over again. It is also about how childhood can slip through our fingers, and with it the obsessions of that shimmering age.

If you're interested in Star Wars and self-publishing (as Andy and I both are), I think you'll enjoy this interview. 

Andrew David Barker: Interview with Gib Van Ert: Author of Star Wars Memoir 'A Long Time Ago'

Saturday
Dec142013

US under-18 hockey team to wear Vader sweaters

NESN (New England Sports Network) reports that the US national under-18 boys hockey team will be wearing these Darth Vader sweaters in their tilt against the Waterloo Black Hawks on 18 January in Ann Arbor, Michigan in yet another Star Wars/sports team tie-in. Says NESN:

For one game in January, the U.S National U-18 Team will become the Galactic Empire.

The team, which plays in the USHL as part of the National Team Development Program, will be hosting its third annual Star Wars Night when the Waterloo Black Hawks visit the Ann Arbor Ice Cube on Jan. 18.

“This is the third straight season we’ve held this fantastic promotion,” Scott Monaghan, senior director of operations with the NTDP, said in a press release. “Each year this night has grown and it’s now one of the most popular games on the schedule.”

The event will feature a variety of promotions based on George Lucas‘ iconic films, but the centerpiece will be the team’s jerseys, which will feature the Star Wars logo and a oversized, wraparound image of a menacing Darth Vader. The jerseys will then be auctioned after the game, with all proceeds benefiting the C.S. Mott Children’s Hospital in Ann Arbor, Mich.

High-level junior leagues like the USHL usually remain above the absurd gimmicks that minor league hockey is known for, but promotions like this show that these teams still know how to have some fun.

Personally I prefer the Vader sweaters worn by my buddy Dave's team.

Friday
Dec062013

Artist makes Star Wars action figures out of modern-day icons

The Jonathan LeVine Gallery in New York is currently showing an exhibit by Seattle artist Michael Leavitt entitled Empire Peaks. The artworks are being described around the internet as action figure mashups. But there is more to them than that. From the gallery's web site:

In this exhibition, Leavitt pairs the traits of his recognizable subjects with characters from Star Wars, juxtaposing the classic archetypal roles found in Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and the rest of the famed cast with pop-culture personas. Through these clever mash-ups, the artist explores themes of coveting mass-produced collectibles as well as idol worship throughout human history—examining the recurring patterns of our civilization and its shared compulsive needs for heroes and villains or rebels and tyrants, rising and falling or celebrated then overthrown, repeatedly over time.

The gallery's web site has a great collection of photos of the sculptures. Here are a few but there are many more. Go have a look!

Jonathan LeVine Gallery: Michael Leavitt Empire Peaks

Mike Leavitt's web site

Friday
Dec062013

Heroes aren't always fictional

Wednesday
Dec042013

Star Wars Holiday Special burlesque

Loathe as I am to turn this into a Star Wars burlesque blog (see my last post), I can't help but note that a burlesque outfit in New York City called Hotsy Totsy is mounting a tribute to the Star Wars Holiday Special. Sez Hotsy Totsy:

It is the holiday season and time once again at The Home For Wayward Girls and Fallen Women for the annual viewing of Cherry’s favorite TV show: The Star Wars Holiday Special! Join us for a night of Star Wars themed burlesque acts and clips from the actual 1978 fiasco. George Lucas has reportedly said:  "If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it."  We are so proud to own a copy!

If you have not seen The Star Wars Holiday Special, then you have not seen special guest star Bea Arthur sing and dance with the space alien bar patrons from the Tatooine Cantina. The Star Wars Holiday Special was quite possibly the worst holiday special ever conceived.  It is literally Star Wars meets The Carol Burnett Show as it stars the cast of the original Star Wars trilogy Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher & Harrison Ford (they were under contract and couldn’t get out of it) and was written by the staff writers of the Carol Burnett show, featuring special guest stars Harvey Korman, Bea Arthur, Art Carney, The Jefferson Starship and a cast of fur suited character actors as Chewbacca’s family.  It is chock full of WTF moments, such as Carrie Fisher singing an intergalactic holiday carol to the tune of the Star Wars theme song and even includes Wookie-porn. We promise to show you the best (we mean the worst) bits.

Hosted by Cherry Pitz and Handsome Brad with performances by Brief Sweat, Clara Coquette, Hard Corey, Ivory Fox, Jenny C'est Quoi and Rosey La Rouge.  Kittening by Tiger Bay and gogo entertainment by Erika Rodgers.

The show starts at 8 pm on 17 December 2013 at R-Bar, 218 Bowery (between Prince and Spring), NYC. You can get advance tickets here. For more about the show, visit BroadwayWorld.com.

Saturday
Nov302013

Vancouver Star Wars burlesque

And I thought their usual armour was ineffective.Vancouver geek collective Geekenders are mounting an encore performance of their recent burlesque, Star Wars: A Nude Hope. From the blurb:

Been looking for love in Alderaan places? 

We invite you to enter a galaxy a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away with acclaimed fandom theatre troupe Geekenders, who are concentrating their usual pop culture theatre, comedy and burlesque into a randy two-act reboot of a sci-fi classic.

Featuring a cast of twenty-five of Geekenders all-star nerdlesque performers, the event and theatre troupe is pulling out all the stops to ensure a memorable, sexy, nerd-herding night for geeks of all types.

The encore takes place at 8 pm (doors at 7) on 14 December 2013 at the Rio Theatre. Tickets are $20 in advance at https://riotheatretickets.ca/ or $25 at the door. 19+ only. You're invited to come in costume but I wouldn't recommend it.  

For photos from the previous show, click here (probably NSFW). 

Friday
Nov222013

Dark Side hockey sweaters

My friend (and A Long Time Ago proofreader) Dave (aka Darth Daver) plays hockey in Vancouver with a team called Dark Side. Check out their new kit.

I especially like the shoulder flashes. I'm told even their socks have the Vader image on them, which may be a step too far...

Dark Side are 6-2-1 so far this season but have just come off a 7-1 drubbing by the Warriors. Next game in tonight at 9:45 at Hillcrest rink, in case you want to see this gear in person.

Wednesday
Nov202013

Aug 1983 diary entry: "I wish I was Luke Skywalker"

My Twitter pal @mspratt did this in 1983, then tweeted it out last night. It's pretty great.

 

 

Thursday
Oct312013

ThisSortOfThing's 2013 Star Wars holiday gift guide

Star Wars Inc. reliably churns out vast amounts of merch and noise to distract us all from anything important that may be going on in the world. Much of it is crap, but there are gems, especially (but not exclusively) items produced by people without a Lucasfilm licence. (It must be said that Lucasfilm, and now Disney, are admirably tolerant of independent makers.)

So here's my latest list of likeable starwarsia, well in time for the holidays.

Zeon Star Wars watches

That's a goodlukeing watch. US$199 from ThinkGeek.

That's What I'm Tarkin About t-shirt

I own this and wear it frequently. Shouldn't you? US$12 from CoastCityShirts on Etsy.

William Shakespeare's Star Wars

I've praised it before. US$12 or so (hardcover) on Amazon. Coming soon: The Empire Striketh Back and the Jedi Doth Return.

Star Wars skirts from GoFollowRabbits

For the Star Wars lady in your life (who may be you). Also available in R2-D2, Vader, Bounty Hunter and (if you'll forgive a brief departure from the Star Wars universe) this awesome man on the moon print. US$55 from GoFollowRabbits on Etsy.

Kenner action figures iPhone case

Awfully hard not to like this. US$16.99 from MichaelEllisCases on Etsy.

A Long Time Ago: Growing up with and out of Star Wars

"a thoughtful, funny, and beautifully written story...scathingly hilarious and bang on." -- Cory Doctorow on Boing Boing

Did you really think I wasn't going to plug my book? What do you think this blog is for? US$10.79 (paperback), US$2.87 (Kindle) on Amazon.

Oh and by the way

I still want these cufflinks. I put them in last year's gift guide but didn't get them.

Monday
Oct282013

Star Wars bloopers reel

Many Boing Boings died to bring us this information.