Regretsy lightsaber earrings

I love Etsy, as regular readers of this blog will know. It's especially good for clever, unusual Star-Wars-themed items of all kinds. But not everything on Etsy is a tribute to its maker. Some items there are, in fact, hilariously horrible. This small insight is apparently enough to support an entire blog, the cleverly-named (and prominently trade-marked) Regretsy.

After that rather long-winded build-up, I bring you (via Regretsy) these truly awful lightsaber earrings. Follow the link to "View it in a room". (I'm not sure what that means either, but give it a go.) 

Regretsy: Revenge of the Shith